love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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