I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Less talking, more tequila
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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