Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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