You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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