Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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