Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
