Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm at about main and main street
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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