Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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