Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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