Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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