Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He had one of those small greek statue penises
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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