It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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