I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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