Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize