You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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