even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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