"it" just moved
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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