I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
operation harelip BJ is a go
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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