I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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