yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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