Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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