I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
