using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
