Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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