No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.