Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.

  (586): View more from Michigan

  It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction. (586): It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them (586): Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high http://tfl.nu/t60g
  Replies (9) Good night (3156) Bad night (748)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved. http://tfl.nu/u6ef
  Replies (3) Good night (1069) Bad night (582)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  thus making me awesome and them whores

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): thus making me awesome and them whores http://tfl.nu/kdn8
  Replies (14) Good night (3355) Bad night (702)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  they had a keg party to fund her abortion.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): they had a keg party to fund her abortion. http://tfl.nu/e4dr
  Replies (79) Good night (2716) Bad night (5211)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?

  (1-402): View more from Nebraska

  I like it rough

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right? (1-402): I like it rough http://tfl.nu/uqsl
  Replies (38) Good night (6852) Bad night (1686)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing http://tfl.nu/99kd
  Replies (17) Good night (10982) Bad night (1209)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila http://tfl.nu/4u8b
  Replies (20) Good night (6016) Bad night (943)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia http://tfl.nu/d416
  Replies (7) Good night (1540) Bad night (4359)
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  It was just a squirrel

  (253): View more from Washington

  You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): It was just a squirrel (253): You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar http://tfl.nu/smls
  Replies (12) Good night (5855) Bad night (1090)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  high in an attic. pig roast in 10.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): high in an attic. pig roast in 10. http://tfl.nu/5v0b
  Replies (11) Good night (3475) Bad night (1007)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost. http://tfl.nu/ucyv
  Replies (7) Good night (2023) Bad night (703)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards. http://tfl.nu/8v5s
  Replies (11) Good night (2081) Bad night (605)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!

  (315): View more from New York

  I get naked cuz your not there

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?! (315): I get naked cuz your not there http://tfl.nu/p9qb
  Replies (12) Good night (2889) Bad night (750)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina. http://tfl.nu/tgoh
  Replies (11) Good night (1230) Bad night (514)
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME. http://tfl.nu/12ba
  Replies (7) Good night (635) Bad night (1412)

Randomize