i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.