Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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