she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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