Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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