my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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