I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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