she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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