names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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