Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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