I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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