I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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