Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
This is my gift to your gina
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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