their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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