Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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