what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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