I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The beer is more important than you right now.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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