Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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