Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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