No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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