Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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