You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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