Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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