Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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