She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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