i think i have herpe
just one?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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