i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Randomize
