Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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