ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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