Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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