: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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