ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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